Cards that are well, almost nice.
Almost Nice is a greeting card company for sarcastic people. Our cards are on the verge of being nice. Pick your occasion or pick your poison, and pray that they'll get it!
Holiday Cards
Celebrate, make merry, and use their own culture against them.
You only get do this once a year!
Birthday Cards
To remind you that it's all downhill from here.
Or to remind them that you forgot their birthday in the first place.
Family Cards
For all anniversaries, babies, and weddings.
Make them regret being related to you.
Thank You Cards
You decide whether they're thank you cards, or thanks for nothing cards.
It's the thought that counts, right?